scrawnycatra:

adhd bitches be like. “there’s this very tiny sound that’s extremely quiet that no one can hear but me but the fact that i can hear it means that i can no longer focus on this task” but also go “sorry i have no idea what you said because you weren’t the only sound being produced in this environment at the time and you weren’t super loud and perfectly enunciated therefore i processed nothing” i’m bitches

snorlaxatives:

the fact that i haven’t felt the sensation of being double bounced on a trampoline in literal years is honestly sick and twisted

aidashakur: